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🦝 Trash Panda Patty | Large Dress-Up Porch Raccoon 15.5 "

🦝 Trash Panda Patty | Large Dress-Up Porch Raccoon 15.5 "

Regular price $119.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $119.00 USD
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✨ Every adoption includes a mystery creature, official adoption card, and chaotic cute energy.

  • Handmade
  • Cute + Collectible
  • Ships Fast

Meet Trash Panda Patty — your porch’s newest adorable little menace. 😂🦝

She’s chunky, mischievous, dress-up ready, and guaranteed to become the star of your porch, patio, entryway, or seasonal display.

Trash Panda Patty is perfect for anyone who loves raccoons, quirky outdoor decor, porch goose-style decorating, or giving their porch friends an entire wardrobe. Dress her up for holidays, seasons, birthdays, Halloween, Christmas, fall, spring, or whenever Patty clearly needs a new outfit. 💕

✨ PRODUCT DETAILS

• Approximately 15.5 inches tall
• Filled with approximately 8 lbs of sand for added weight and stability
• Printed in durable PETG
• Designed with outdoor porch display in mind
• Large statement-size porch decoration
• Works great with many dog costumes, pet clothes, and porch goose outfits
• Handmade and 3D printed with care

💕 PRICE

$119.99

A large, weighted, dress-up porch friend made to be displayed and enjoyed season after season.

👗 DRESS HER UP

One of the most fun things about Trash Panda Patty is changing her outfit throughout the year!

Try dressing her in:

• Sweaters
• Dresses
• Raincoats
• Halloween costumes
• Christmas outfits
• Seasonal porch goose clothing
• Small dog clothing and accessories

Make her sweet, spooky, festive, ridiculous, fancy, or completely unhinged. 😂

Patty has the personality. You just provide the wardrobe.

📦 IMPORTANT SHIPPING INFO

To make packaging easier and help keep shipping costs more reasonable, Trash Panda Patty will arrive with her tail detached.

Assembly is super simple!

Just attach the tail using super glue or another strong adhesive suitable for plastic.

Her tail is shipped separately because leaving it attached would require a much wider shipping box and significantly increase packaging and shipping costs.

☀️ OUTDOOR CARE

Trash Panda Patty is printed in PETG, which offers better heat and weather resistance than standard PLA and makes her a great choice for porch decor.

However, she is still a 3D-printed item.

For the longest possible life, we recommend displaying Patty on a:

• Covered porch
• Partially shaded patio
• Shaded entryway
• Area protected from extreme prolonged heat

The original Patty has been displayed on a full-sun porch in North Carolina through some pretty intense heat waves without an issue, but temperatures and sun exposure vary depending on location.

If you live in a very hot southern climate or your porch receives intense direct sunlight all day, we recommend finding Patty a spot with at least partial shade to help reduce the chance of warping.

🖨️ PLEASE NOTE

Each Trash Panda Patty is individually 3D printed.

Because of the 3D-printing process, you may notice:

• Small layer lines
• Slight texture variations
• Tiny surface imperfections
• Minor differences between pieces

These are normal characteristics of 3D-printed products and are part of what makes each Patty unique.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Raccoon lovers
• Porch decor lovers
• Porch goose fans
• Seasonal decorators
• Funny housewarming gifts
• Outdoor entryway displays
• Patio decor
• Unique birthday gifts
• People who love dressing up their decor
• Anyone whose porch clearly needs its own trash panda 😂

🦝 MORE PORCH FRIENDS ARE COMING

Trash Panda Patty is only the beginning!

Keep an eye out for more oversized dress-up porch friends joining the collection soon.

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Handmade

Printed with care & high quality filament.

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Small Batch

Made in small batches with attention to detail.

Cute + Collectible

Designed to be aesthetic, functional & fun.

Ships Fast

Made to order with quick turn around time.

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